Busdosscut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful dragon.

Busdosscut created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busdosscut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Busdosscut, he will think nothing of it.

Busdosscut's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Busdosscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing orange rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your legs.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never paint your arms mauve.

5. Never sit in the presence of ducks.