Nulbellgil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow mink.

Nulbellgil created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbellgil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulbellgil, he will cry a lot.

Nulbellgil's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nulbellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nulbellgil.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sharks in need.