Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous mole.

Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vabyarlpag Bedbiddap.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not eat cherries.