Bugdamcit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing swallow.

Bugdamcit created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdamcit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bugdamcit, it will manifest in front of you.

Bugdamcit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bugdamcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.