Tonkcetflap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish dragonfly.

Tonkcetflap created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcetflap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonkcetflap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tonkcetflap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tonkcetflap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.