Zogkipcedvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful octopus.

Zogkipcedvag created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogkipcedvag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zogkipcedvag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zogkipcedvag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zogkipcedvag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.