Fadgupgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, slow raven.

Fadgupgeb created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgupgeb, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadgupgeb, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fadgupgeb's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fadgupgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fadgupgeb first in all things.

2. Run away from black shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Fadgupgeb loves voles, so they must be respected.