Kopbemwab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humorless shark.

Kopbemwab created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbemwab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kopbemwab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kopbemwab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kopbemwab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Worship no other gods but Kopbemwab.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.