Vidlogzagnil is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthinking jellyfish.

Vidlogzagnil created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlogzagnil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidlogzagnil, he will send you a sign.

Vidlogzagnil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vidlogzagnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Put Vidlogzagnil first in all things.

3. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.