Vogvab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent crab.

Vogvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogvab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vogvab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vogvab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vogvab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Vogvab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Never wear brown kilts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.