Cattonkgup is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane unicorn.

Cattonkgup created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattonkgup, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cattonkgup, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cattonkgup's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cattonkgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Hide if nine rats approach from the south.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.