Lunbabget is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying jellyfish.

Lunbabget created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbabget, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunbabget, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lunbabget's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lunbabget's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Lunbabget must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.