Padcutdun Fasgartin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody meerkat.

Padcutdun Fasgartin created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcutdun Fasgartin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Padcutdun Fasgartin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Padcutdun Fasgartin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Padcutdun Fasgartin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.