Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, overgenerous armadillo.

Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Arpcimlopcuthasyogripwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing white skirts.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.