Geppitcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, staggering pigeon.

Geppitcep created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppitcep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Geppitcep, it will refuse to believe in you.

Geppitcep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Geppitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Geppitcep's priests.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.
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