Taront is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring centaur.

Taront created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Taront, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Taront, she will turn you into a hamster.

Taront's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Taront's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

4. Worship no other gods but Taront.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.