Spagdussrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic wombat.

Spagdussrot created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdussrot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spagdussrot, it will laugh at you.

Spagdussrot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Spagdussrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Worship no other gods but Spagdussrot.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about gravity.