Busyamsan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited raven.

Busyamsan created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busyamsan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Busyamsan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Busyamsan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Busyamsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.