Cudnigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate dragon.

Cudnigdob created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cudnigdob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cudnigdob, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cudnigdob's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cudnigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cudnigdob.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.