Limrapbif is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage coyote.

Limrapbif created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Limrapbif, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limrapbif, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Limrapbif's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Limrapbif's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Limrapbif.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Limrapbif on top of important buildings.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Always obey Limrapbif's priests.