Jongubfub is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy lion.

Jongubfub created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jongubfub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jongubfub, he will turn you into a slug.

Jongubfub's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jongubfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing pink skirts.