Guntenbap is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient
wyvern.
Guntenbap created time and space two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Guntenbap, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Guntenbap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Guntenbap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Guntenbap's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Guntenbap's priests.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Guntenbap.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.