Cedcedgov is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart naga.

Cedcedgov created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedcedgov, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cedcedgov, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cedcedgov's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cedcedgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not make images of living things.