Vedfetquat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring snake.

Vedfetquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedfetquat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedfetquat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vedfetquat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vedfetquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Never paint your arms yellow.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help gulls in need.