Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust crab.

Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog, it will destroy your home planet.

Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Suggunbusbast Hogyarldog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if three manatees approach from the south.