Fubfemfit Cedvinvil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome frog.

Fubfemfit Cedvinvil created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfemfit Cedvinvil, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubfemfit Cedvinvil, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fubfemfit Cedvinvil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fubfemfit Cedvinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the south.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubfemfit Cedvinvil.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.