Hamvedfob is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, irritating zebra.

Hamvedfob created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Hamvedfob, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hamvedfob, he will come to you in dreams.

Hamvedfob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hamvedfob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Never skip near mites.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Never look at nebulae.