Damwan Arntabced is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humorless turtle.

Damwan Arntabced created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Damwan Arntabced, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Damwan Arntabced, he will ignore you.

Damwan Arntabced's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Damwan Arntabced's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Damwan Arntabced three times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not sit in public.