Xenlansog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient gnu.

Xenlansog created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenlansog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xenlansog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xenlansog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Xenlansog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Xenlansog's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if four birds approach from the east.

5. Do not kill voles.