Gabdidwon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm newt.

Gabdidwon created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabdidwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabdidwon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gabdidwon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gabdidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gabdidwon's name in vain.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.