Yamtitzist is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful beaver.

Yamtitzist created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtitzist, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamtitzist, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yamtitzist's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yamtitzist's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. You must pray to Yamtitzist five times a day.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.