Didnutlist is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental cobra.

Didnutlist created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnutlist, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didnutlist, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Didnutlist's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Didnutlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about fire.
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