Tikhogmon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering camel.

Tikhogmon created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikhogmon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tikhogmon, she will turn you into a frog.

Tikhogmon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tikhogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Tikhogmon loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.