Legnegfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, kind bear.

Legnegfub created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Legnegfub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legnegfub, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Legnegfub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Legnegfub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Legnegfub loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed nuts to frogs while wearing pink corsets.

5. You must never eat turnips.