Bugneltan Watkemwad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful beaver.

Bugneltan Watkemwad created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugneltan Watkemwad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugneltan Watkemwad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bugneltan Watkemwad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bugneltan Watkemwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bugneltan Watkemwad's name in vain.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Bugneltan Watkemwad on top of important buildings.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.