Langubtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciless wasp.

Langubtarg created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langubtarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Langubtarg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Langubtarg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Langubtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to tapirs while wearing orange jumpers.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never feed bananas to pigs while wearing rings.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snakes while wearing black stockings.