Negbigjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited dragon.

Negbigjad created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbigjad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Negbigjad, it will strike you with lightening.

Negbigjad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Negbigjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about dark energy.