Bedkadzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving ant.

Bedkadzod created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedkadzod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedkadzod, he will destroy your home planet.

Bedkadzod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bedkadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Bedkadzod's priests.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedkadzod.