Catcemdav is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful clam.

Catcemdav created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catcemdav, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catcemdav, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Catcemdav's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Catcemdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

5. Never look in ponds.