Dibditstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent dragonfly.

Dibditstig created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibditstig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dibditstig, he will turn you into a mole.

Dibditstig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dibditstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

2. Retreat if four snakes approach from the south.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.