Tabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful centipede.

Tabtarg created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabtarg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tabtarg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tabtarg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.