Satbessquam is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate
sheep.
Satbessquam created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Satbessquam, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Satbessquam, he will strike you with lightening.
Satbessquam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Satbessquam's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about parsnips.
2. Feed all hungry mites.
3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always wear gray.