Satbessquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate sheep.

Satbessquam created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbessquam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satbessquam, he will strike you with lightening.

Satbessquam's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Satbessquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wear gray.
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