Weeliptailcinvenbop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain scorpion.

Weeliptailcinvenbop created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeliptailcinvenbop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weeliptailcinvenbop, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Weeliptailcinvenbop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Weeliptailcinvenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never hurt tapirs.