Gigtab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast parrot.

Gigtab created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigtab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gigtab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always look after injured rats.
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