Fomgessyarpkom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful camel.

Fomgessyarpkom created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fomgessyarpkom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fomgessyarpkom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fomgessyarpkom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fomgessyarpkom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fomgessyarpkom.

2. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Fomgessyarpkom on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. You must love Fomgessyarpkom.