Afbimkad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain crow.

Afbimkad created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbimkad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afbimkad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Afbimkad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Afbimkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Afbimkad loves cats, so they must be honoured.