Sadruthom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane mole.

Sadruthom created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadruthom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sadruthom, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sadruthom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sadruthom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Never think about gravity near cats while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Sadruthom six times a day.