Tartafhim is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy salamander.

Tartafhim created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tartafhim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tartafhim, she will cry a lot.

Tartafhim's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tartafhim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never paint your chest black.