Stragcibril is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying
owl.
Stragcibril created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.
If you believe in
Stragcibril, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Stragcibril, it will remove you from existence.
Stragcibril's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Stragcibril's Holy Commandments1. You must love Stragcibril.
2. Never wear violet shoes.
3. Always obey Stragcibril's priests.
4. Always help birds in need.
5. Never look in ponds.