Gofkiplak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced sheep.

Gofkiplak created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofkiplak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofkiplak, she will turn you into a dog.

Gofkiplak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gofkiplak's Holy Commandments

1. Gofkiplak loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help mites.

4. You must love Gofkiplak.

5. Never mention dolphins.